Sunday, October 4, 2009

Lesson #33: Don't Just Vanquish Your Enemies, Disembowl Them

It should be no surprise to loyal readers of this blog that the Professor loves to chase balls and play with toys. My personal theory as to why he enjoys this so much is that a ball resembles a small furry animal that is simply begging to be chased. Oscar considers it his duty to conquer his plaything and stop all movement as quickly as possible. When the chase is over, McLovin often opts to take his victim into his mouth and thrash it about wildly from side to side.

Just a few days ago he managed to separate the inner lining of his soccer ball from the outer shell and fling the ball from side to side as if it were a flaccid corpse. It was quite a display and it gave me the image that I tried to capture in the title of today's lesson.

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